Friday, December 30, 2011
The Vomit Zamboni
Pretend you're at Sams. It's morning and Christmas vacation to top it. The kids are barely awake, you haven't showered, baby is still in pajamas. The cart is full and the kids are chomping on bagels not yet paid for. You're trying to decide between the mega or the super mega pack of salsa. You hear the nightmarish, unmistakable gurgle before puke sound just in time to turn and see said pajama clad baby projectile vomiting. You're covered, brand new boots included. Floor is a mess. Kids are screaming, now laughing, now screaming. What in Heaven's name do you do? Unsuspecting lady passes by and tells you she's been there, offers to watch children while you find someone to clean up vomit. You, not thinking, leave children in care of stranger and run looking for help. You suddenly remember children are with stranger, think to self, no one will steal vomiting baby and continue to look for help. Nice man, noticing you're covered in vomit offers to help. You get back to children just in time to see a Zamboni looking machine roll up and take care of the floor (wish same machine could take care of you). Kind man finds you and hands you lots of paper towels. What now? Leave cart full of perishables and half eaten bagels or dare to make it through the check out? We checked out. It was rough.....for everyone involved...poor, poor young check out girl. I think I've helped her make the decision to hold off on having kids any time soon.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Bath time after the vaseline incident. |
Monday, December 5, 2011
On the fifth day of December....
some of us were under the weather so ALL of us (except Kevin) stayed in our pajamas for the whole day.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
On the third day of December....
we were in full Christmas spirit! Our day began with a trip to visit Jolly Ole' St. Nick. Clearly we're missing someone. As this picture was being snapped that someone was screaming and crawling up my shoulder in an attempt to get as far away from Santa as possible. Next year?
After, the big girls and I walked to the Hi Pointe and saw Miracle on 34th Street...the old one in black and white. We ate popcorn and drank Sprite at 10:30 in the morning, we could get used to that.
After, the big girls and I walked to the Hi Pointe and saw Miracle on 34th Street...the old one in black and white. We ate popcorn and drank Sprite at 10:30 in the morning, we could get used to that.
In the afternoon we attended the most fabulous piano recital. Emma's first. She played a duet with her teacher Miss Sarah and was a delight to watch.
We told Emma we could go out to dinner to celebrate her performance. She asked if instead we could order Jimmy John's and eat it on the living room floor while watching Santa Clause. Does life get any better? I think not.
On the fourth day of December....
we got our Christmas tree! As always we went to Ted Drewes and chose a cute Balsam. Our best yet.
Pre Ted Drewes (and custard) we went to Starbucks and Lucy discovered peppermint hot chocolate...she's hooked.
Friday, December 2, 2011
On the first day of December....
I had the blues, the peace and happiness I so love about Christmas sure didn't feel alive in our little home.
our Advent calendar...can you believe it actually caused a fight, a real pushing, shoving fight?! |
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